Rude Bastard

Disc 1

1. Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing A Piglet
2. Heckler Gets Tattoo Of A Target Round His Arsehole
3. Rude Gets Raped By Lesbians With A Hunk Of Bong Hose
4. Nimbin- Can't Tell Men From Women, May As Well Root Everyone In The Arse
5. Don't You Hate Wearing A G-String Cause Half A Turd Goes On Floor And Half In Your Sock
6. Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out Of One Side Of His Mouth OR Belmont High School
7. I'm The Bloke Who Gets All The Roots Around Hexham
8. Homeless Blokes Revisited. Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance On Plastic Bag Full Of Shit OR Homeles
9. KFC Killed My Uncle
10. Ronald McDonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers
11. McDonalds Revisited Are You The McManager
12. Rude Trys To Act Young And Cool By Wearing Clothes Back To Front And Sings Limericks Disguised As Ra
13. Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You
14. Michael Jackson Dances Like A Duck On A Hotplate
15. The Tom Price Miner
16. Libra Pads With Wings Also Have A Beak And Tail Feathers
17. Ya Hairy Hole
18. Rude Serious Rave ABout Limericks
19. Punters Sing Limmericks With Rude
20. Answering Machine Messages